my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
i cant even make a straight line while using a ruler why do people expect so much from me
I honestly fucking hate getting secondhand embarrassment from a character in movies and books
and i’m just sitting there like
omg why did you do that
why
I flat-out couldn’t cope with this as a child. Especially when it involved a character getting tricked by another.
I’d actually leave the room when I was a kid.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
It isn’t Starkid if it’s not late.


there’s something horrifically beautiful about an entire fandom having a collective mental breakdown

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.